Couchlandrian Sabotage Attempt

Please beware, last night I was the victim of a Couchlandrian sabotage attempt. As I went out in the dark to bring my Kickr and bike indoors to do stage 3, I found this Couchlandrian beast blocking my path.

The sound, the trauma and the mess if I had trodden on him, even if my equipment had emerged undamaged, would probably have derailed my whole tour.

Thankfully I had my phone torch on and was able to avoid him.

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Did you torch him after you torched him?

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